real number

Only the chosen gamers can become a real number

U suck no way your a real number

by Chris M. April 5, 2004

big number

a fat woman who is sexy to some men

hey big number, you look some sort of sexy

by tuffpuff November 12, 2007

A Number 3

When you poo poo and pee at the same
aka every timea person poo-poos

"yes you're excused to the bathroom Johnny"-teacher
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny

by Ass Hat3321 December 14, 2010

Love Number

A phone number for a cell phone that has an emotional feeling or bond related to it.

Call me on my Love Number baby.

by Stirfry September 11, 2003

take a number

1. to wait in line
2. to jot down a girl's number
3. to steal a math book

"Yo, take a number, foo, can't you sees that I'm busy?"
"Hey, did you take a number from her?"
"The only reason I went to class was to take a number"

by Peon October 12, 2004

last number

The absolute biggest and best version of a product; usually the most expensive option.

When you order my burger, get the me the last number.
You know you're rich when you accidentally drop the last number iPhone like its nothing.

by epiqone February 11, 2020

Number Monkey

Noun. An accountant

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.

by landthisplane November 1, 2015