Mathematical Orgy

An excessive use of numbers or statistics to quantify everything and everyone, be it in the collection of data in a census or survey, the use or misuse of analytics or metrics, and data harvesting by big tech companies, with the aim to brainwash or control people, and to influence their decisions and habits.

Both governments and media conglomerates haven’t ceased to indulge in mathematical orgy to track people’s likes and dislikes, emotions and moods, and fears and worries.

by Fasters April 18, 2023

Math Fetish

Sexual attraction to people who know math

Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"

by POTUS Official May 8, 2023

Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.

Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO

by A_real_gayyyy May 24, 2023

Barar Matha

Bogus, Bullshit; literally dick's head, head of the cock

Bengali words. Used sarcastically denying what is told or explained.

"Janis to, aami Ritar preme pore gechhi."
"Barar matha, O tor moto chheler saathe prem korbe?"

"You know, I have fallen in love with Rita!"
"Bogus, she will never fall in love with a boy like you!"

by Nicky S June 13, 2008

Casino Math

It is the math used for winnings in casinos that does not take into account of how much was spent to win it..

Person #1 "I won $100 last night" Person #2 "yea, but you spent $300 to win it, that is casino math"

by Spuds McKensy April 1, 2011

rag math

Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.

Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.

by Biggins McGee August 31, 2016

spaghetti math

Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.

Person 1 "I got 90% on my last test!" Person 2 "yeah but you do spaghetti math"

by School wizzard March 22, 2017