liam mackay

a fucking retard

person 1: who’s that?

person 2: oh that’s liam mackay, he’s a retard

by beefyflaps July 2, 2019

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nun mackay

Nun Mackay is a nippy English teacher who is also an ex-nun. She is very boring and religious. The good things about her is that if you talk in her class, she will tell you to SHHHHH but wont give you in any real trouble. Also she lets you sit where you want. The bad things is that whenever we have to read any novels or plays, she will always make the left side of the class start first meaning the people on the right hardly ever have to read hehe. She also wears the same things every. single. day. (a cardigan, nude tights, old lady heels and a dress)

classmate 1 : dude, whos ur English teacher?
classmate 2 : ive got Nun Mackay.
classmate 1 : hold on, i thought you had her last year?
classmate 2 : yep, ive had her 3 years in a row.
classmate 1 : oh dude thats so unlucky, i feel bad for you

classmate 2 : its ok sometimes though, i never have to read in class!
classmate 1 : omg thats so cool!
classmate 2 : yeah i know😎
*bell rings*
classmate 1 : well ive got English next with Mr Scade!
classmate 2 : lmao have fun
classmate 1 : fun? how can i have fun in a class with a teacher who NEVER smiles?
classmate 2 : ill swap with u
classmate 1 : lol no thanks! im not having that scary Nun lady every day!!

by mybabygirlisdry! February 18, 2020

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