norwegian massage

a woman massaging another woman without using her hands.

Olga gave Birget a norwegian massage at a bachelor party.
norwegian lunch;norwegian shopping

by zoepan December 10, 2004

Newton Massachusetts

A Rich City locacated close to Boston that is large enough to be a state, and is inhabited by mostly white people.

A shirt in Newton 80.00 bucks

by Sarah November 25, 2004

mass ass

A condition in which a woman has a normally proportioned body except her extremely large butt. It is frequent occurance in Massachusetts.

At first I found the cashier quite attractive, until she stepped out from behind the counter and I saw her mass ass.

by Scottus April 29, 2005

Massacrate

To hunt down and brutally chop the genitals of a male and super-glue it to their forehead.

"Jerry, I'm gonna Massacrate your ass................BITCH!!!

by Demitree December 27, 2008

subliminal massage

A massage given not out of kindness, but because the massager is trying to seduce the massagee.

"Dylan's been giving Jane a subliminal massage for forty five minutes now, he must really want her."

by Alkal January 11, 2010

foot massage

A discreet way to ask your partner for a blow job while in a public setting with the intent of deceiving others into believing your asking for your feet to be massaged.

Honey when we get home will you give me a foot massage.

by Taz1970 February 5, 2010

weapons of mass destruction

A loose term used to ambiguously declare war on oil-rich nations so George W. Bush can become the universal owner of all oil wells existing on the face of the earth.

Otherwise known as the bullshit we're told exists in order to destroy a nation so my buddy at Halliburton can make millions rebuilding it.

Come on. Do I really need to give one?

by globalgirl November 6, 2003