MALCOLM

A bitch ass nigga that somehow can magically GO A WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR WITHOUT HIS HAIR GROWING AND NO HAIRCUT. Also the nigga is a bitch and prolly likes anime WIT HIS WEIRD ASS.

The guys - Who dat nigga right there?
Me - Oh thats just malcolm bitch ass

by A NIGGA THAT DONT LIKE MALCOLM May 14, 2022

Malcom Garritty

A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.

Is that an elephant. No it's Malcom Garritty

by anonymous June 6, 2022

malcha

A brilliant girl with amazing athletic skills she can definitely dance she can do anything she puts her mind too she has a lot of self confidence doesn't care about what others say about her she likes to gossip and lights up anyone she comes in contact with she's also easily heart broken but most of all she's really really beautiful

She's a star you must have a malcha in ur life

by Just a person 123 June 6, 2022

Malachi

Malachi, is a hardworking but funny individual he will always make you laugh and his smile brightens up the day and his jokes make his friends laugh and he is such a real friend to have.

" Malachi you are so hardworking and responsible" this shows he is a reliable friend

by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022

Malachi taiapa

A big fucking faggot that sucks mad dick

Yo that idiot really pulling a malachi taiapa rn

by Josh cliffton June 17, 2022

malachy

Malachy is a geat guy. Tall, handsome, muscular... all with a large penis. Once you meet a malachy you will never look back, only fun (and sexy) times ahead when you are with a malachy, so never let him go.

Girl 1: 'I have a new boyfriend, his name is Malachy'
Girl 2: 'I bet he has a massive penis, and knows how to use it'
Girl 3: 'trust me - he does'

by BigDickLover1234 June 18, 2022

Malcolocity

An epic minecraft youtuber on the jailbreak smp

I am Malcolocity

by Malcolocity June 18, 2022