Manorade

a manly drink drank by only those manly men worthy of drinking the manly drink, manorade. Is the most manly drink in the world. Is often associated with Gatorade.

Chandler: My beard is sweating so hardcore, Aidan, you want some of my Manorade?

Aidan: I dunno Chandler, I dunno if i can handle the pure manliness of that manorade.

Chandler: drink it already you fuckface

Aidan: Fine you beardo.

Aidan proceeds to drink teh manorade. He then has uncontrollable spasms and dies.

by lolcatz poooooooooooooooop June 2, 2011

minormality

When being normal in any traditional (normal) sense of the word puts you into the minority.

Great. I was the only person at the bar who didn't have sunglasses on while inside. I was totally in the minormality

by LacesOut August 13, 2012

Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

minority reversal

Almost like a minority, but they are having sex while saying they aren't a minority anymore

Hooker: How old are you again?
Young Boy: Don't worry, Its not a Minority Reversal, so we're cool!

by Amonasrester August 14, 2016

'Minoricans

The conjunction form for the minority of Americans
The opposite of 'Majericans

Alternate spelling: 'Minericans

'Minoricans are fit and healthy

by First.Last January 30, 2017

minority multiple

The rate at which the lower class multiplies in reproduction as compared to middle or upper class.

The movie Idiocracy is a dystopian view on the repercussions of the rising minority multiple.

by walkingdeadraiders April 8, 2017

minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.

I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!

by WallOGainz April 23, 2017