well-mannered

adj.
Cultured, rich, wealthy, or otherwise fucked up.

"Mr. Jones is incredibly well-mannered."
"Yeah, he's got at least 10 whores there every weekend."

by dude February 18, 2003

Disaster magnet

A person (or persons) prone (or perhaps cursed) to such bad luck that anything that could go wrong, usually does...Typically at the worst time possible.

John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!

by Netsurfer_x1 July 9, 2010

magnirrific

For those days when you're feeling a little bit magnificent, but a little more modest than that, and "terrific" just won't cut it, use this word.

The magnirrific performance was better than most and had some great moments, but it might still need some polishing.

by The Prairie Mankster August 24, 2010

Gash Magnet

Gash Magnet: Billy jet

Billy is a Gash Magnet

by slagbert January 18, 2007

Dick-Magnent

A female who is prone to attracting the lowerclass of males.
It is a tragic condition as the affected rarely realize/accept it until they have already involved themselves with such males.

Emma: Veronica,babe you really need to dump him.
Mollie: Why are you putting up with these losers??!
Veronica: They're just drawn to me!!!
Emma: Total Dick-Magnent.
Mollie: Sucks to be you!

by Emma S. stop stealing my name bitches!! March 30, 2008

lesbo-magnet

a person who is constantly being asked out by lesbian's and/or gays.

diana: that girl keeps making eyes at sharon and biting her lip!
courtney: i think we've got a severe case of lesbo-magnet!
sharon: oh no, not again, i think i'll g hid eout in the bathroom! i hope my spot isn't taken.

by yermoom December 18, 2009

cop magnet

A vehicle that cops frequently pull over, often without justifiable cause.

I gotta get a new car, this old piece of crap is a cop magnet.

by Sn0t_BuBBLe August 24, 2019