premedicated murder

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

by ocius1 February 23, 2011

Morgz mum

big nonce, beta male, unsubscribe from this melt and sub2willne, rumour has it she eats cats

Eww you watch morgz mum

by Sub2willne January 21, 2019

Buy the Mug

what is written next to every urban dictionary post but is never used because no one uses mugs. mugs are stupid

you shouldn't buy the mug

by doritofritocheeto May 29, 2016

Murdoc

Badass satanic bass player from the band Gorillaz, he grabs the chicks and fights them ape-zombies. Usually very abusive against 2D.

2D: Murdoc, did you eat all the pickles again?
Murdoc: Shut up faceache

by murdocisgod666 June 8, 2016

spank you very much

This describes a comical greeting between those who have a spanking fetish.

Ben Dover pulled out the paddle and said "spank you very much " to Wonda Wonderpig!

by I, Wreckerrr February 15, 2017

Mumbulance

(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.

The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.

A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"

B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."

A: "Standard."

by Rainer Schubert January 27, 2009

music-gasm

VERB. when you find a song or artist ABSOLUTELY amazing in every way and it gives you the shivers whenever it comes on.

A song by Brand New came on in the car. MUSIC-GASM

by cherrylipstick22 October 19, 2009