mousseless

when ema doesnt have her mousse

bro im so mousseless

by EdgyIndividual November 22, 2020

mountma

A word used in the same context as sugma or ligma

Mountma ass and call me poochi

by YourMomsMemeWhore February 2, 2022

moukkei

An epic username made by a super cool person.

Omg..moukkei is so cool!!!

by Emms <3 January 8, 2022

stink mound

n. a malodorous vagina

Rumor has it that Esteban the handsome Salvadoran went all Katrina on your sister's stink mound.

by D. Mum July 7, 2008

Midnight Mouth

A sensation of supreme dryness and lack of moisture in the mouth, akin to drinking 8 pints of sand after playing basketball, that wakes the victim up in the middle of the night and creates a feverish, panicked, and borderline predatory need for cold, refreshing liquid. Also known as after hours cotton mouth on steriods.

Jill: So, I have a vague memory of you exploding out of bed, knocking over the TV, and making dinosaur sounds last night. Bad dream?

Frank: No, I woke up with Midnight Mouth and had to chug half a gallon of orange juice.

by Big Erik April 6, 2009

Strawberry Moustache

The name given to the streak of blood on the top lip after giving a girl oral sex during her period.

I went down on her and she started her period while I was eating her out. I came up with a Strawberry Moustache!

by JadeGreenChris July 24, 2010

stank mouth

Waking up with terrible breath after a night of drinking.

Symptoms include: Numb taste buds, extreme thirst, and your friends giving you the thizz face when you try talking to them.

Guy1 "Dawg, last night was off the meat rack!"

Guy2 "(Makes thizz face) Yo man, you got some stank mouth."

Guy1 "Haha quit playin. Wasn't that shit crazy though when that chick was flashin her titt-"

Guy2 "Nigga you need to stop talking."

by KfreshDougie December 7, 2010