Mexican helicopter

Like doing a helicopter but with shit on your dick

The Mexican Helicopter was all fun and games until there was shit up the curtains

by Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins August 12, 2017

Mexican DSL

Very Slow Internet. Usually seen in F2P multiplayer games.

"Of course the guy that keeps lagging out is speaking spanish"
"Yeah man, must have Mexican DSL."

by "The" Ben L. January 3, 2018

Mexican Wall Position

One illegally enters Usa and stop to have sex against Trumps border wall. All the weight of one partner is completely supported by other partners arms partner against wall having no feet on ground. After climax both parties take a shit on photo of Trump and glue to border wall with said feces or ejaculate.

Django Candy puts Dee Lila in mexican wall position after crossing mexican texas border and finishes on Trumps face.

by Dee Lila March 21, 2019

Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.

I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.

by KZOO269 June 14, 2019

Mexican man

Loyal to his beer.

Mexican man knows how to drink drink

by Trillzomar August 30, 2019

Mexican Spice Suprise

When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina

1:Hey did did you eat those jalapenos I gave you

2 No I gave this girl a Mexican Spice Suprise

by Leddyking September 9, 2020

Mexican Toss Off

When two males get together to jerk and toss each other off but neither are able to achieve an erection or gratification.

Bras and I put in some porn last night and we decided to jerk off but it ended up a Mexican toss off. I really need a little blue pill.

by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020