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doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football 

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)
Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.
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first love 

one person who is and always will be the first person you truly fell in love with
you will know u have found your first love when u cannot stop thinking about him or her and all you do is spend time with them and have a good time.
first love by missmilk1 February 22, 2007
Its when, you cant stop thinking about someone. & there always on your mind constantly. They are all you ever think of, and all you want in your life. You want to be with them forever. Being in there arms makes you the happiest person alive. Just kissing them makes your heart melt inside. & when your with them, you never want them to leave. Being in there arms, even just looking at them brings the bigest smile to your face.
Thats when you know you love someone.
When someone says somthing cute. & you gets tears in your eyes. just for a second. thats when you know your in love.
Love. by Amber Briggs May 14, 2008

electric love 

A love so spirited , it's shocking. The feeling associated with taking heroin. By using the word ‘electric’, it refers to the feeling of being high via heroin. And by using the word ‘love’, it implies a passionate bond.
I can't let you go and now all I need is to be struck by your electric love.
electric love by queen16 June 10, 2016

love sucks

I don't wanna watch you makeout with your girlfriend, its disgusting, get a room!
love sucks by Dee November 19, 2004

What is love? 

What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me

I love you dude 

Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.
Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you dude.
Bob: word mayn
I love you dude by Oz January 26, 2005