life

A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.

Life sucks, then it's over.

by alchoholicanonymous June 30, 2015

A life

Stop gets some help

"Do you even have a life jenna?"

by Myliva May 4, 2018

life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

by bunda September 23, 2012

life

Something that not very many people are actually good at.

To put it simply a lot of people suck at life.

by Dubiks August 27, 2018

life

Getting your shit hole eat out

She tossed my salad and it felt so freaking wonderful is the life

by gcock June 3, 2013

life

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.

some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.

by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015

life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012