Life

A whole lot of rules with not many people following them.

Bill: "How does he get away with it?"
Joe: "That's life! A whole lot of rules with not many people following them."

by MedicalDirector September 24, 2014

Doctor

An idiot savant who fancies himself a genius.

He is a great doctor but thinks he is a financial genius. That is why society pays him 20 times the average salary so after he pisses 90% of it away we don't have to deal with homeless doctors.

by MedicalDirector September 24, 2014

bozocious

To act in the manner of Bozo the Clown.

Annie: Did you see what she was wearing?
Peg: Strait from the Circus, so Bozocious!

by MedicalDirector September 30, 2014