ea lick

When someone is liked by EA sports. They get very lucky on EA games such as Fifa.

Person 1: Hey I just got Rooney in a pack on Fifa!

Person 2: EA Lick!

by Shipperzzz69 October 15, 2013

willy licker

A willy licker is a term used to degrade someone usually a man, insisting he is gay and likes penises.

Dave:- that girl is soooo hot!
John:- what the fuck would you know, you willy licker!
Dave:- you twat.

by Craigos Popoudopoulos November 3, 2013

Spit Lick

A spit lick is tobacco rolled in a rolling paper with a cardboard filter tip. Stoner's like me usually do this when they're out of cigarettes, a shitty tasting hand rolled cigarette.

"damn dude we're out of smokes" guy 1

"grab some bacci out of the bacci tub and roll a few spit licks" dude 2

by NNNNNN August 17, 2014

fritter licker

A term my inventive boyfriend just told me is apparently a commonly used phrase supposedly meaning “one who licks vaginas ", possibly a term for lesbians , in an effort to cover up his suspiciously homo erotic fantasy involving courgettes.

“I am not a homosexual man, I'm a hardcore fritter licker!"

by Ol' grammar Mavis November 10, 2014

Wick Lick

When a girl pours hot candle wax on your dick, and licks it off.

My girlfriend gave me the warmest Wick Lick I've ever had.

by ThreeIdiots February 7, 2015

calf licker

Refers to a person who enjoys licking the hairs on another's calf.

"Stop licking his calves you calf licker!"

by Calf licker June 30, 2016

Langley Lick

Unlike the Norgga Bite, a Langley Lick is like a lollypop lick - like playing with a gearshift.

Girl: "Why is Becky so sad?"
Guy: "She got Langley Licked last night and says it burns when she pees."
Girl: "I thought it was because of the pink eye."

by Norgga August 9, 2017