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rock lobster 

when someone or something is amazingly cool or awesome
ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster
rock lobster by ashleigh (: August 24, 2008

rock lobster 

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"
rock lobster by Nat Sometimes April 25, 2009

The Hemopheliac Lobster 

(Hemophelia being the disease where you bleed alot.) Bang your girl as hard as you can on all fours until she bleeds out of where ever your penis is inserted. Then proceed to the next hole and the next and so forth.
The Hemopheliac Lobster

Brown Lobster 

A brown lobster is a person who has spent so much time at the beach that they're skin has become brown and leathery.
"There's alot of brown lobsters at the beach today".

"You spend so much time at the beach, your becoming a brown lobster".
Brown Lobster by Marlon Dready November 7, 2009

swedish lobster roll 

Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.
Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .

East Coast Lobster 

Similar to the Shocker, but of the East Coast Variety. You basically stick two fingers in a bitch's pussy hole, and the other two up her asshole. Both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. Once you fingers have been inserted in both of your bitches fuck holes, you open and shut the claw.
Travis gets all the bitches...how does he do it? I hear that before he fuck's the shit out of a bitch, he get's them all riled up with the East Coast Lobster....plugs both holes and shits the claw.
East Coast Lobster by JayBrew October 7, 2011