Caribbean Pussy Eater

A senior male originally from Newfoundland. He currently resides in Ontario, but likes to eat pussy simultaneously/concurrently while vacationing in Cuba, specifically. His impressive sexual prowess makeshim a hero of sorts to younger generations who have seemingly forgot the fine art of pussy eating. The fact that a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' demands a minimum of two pussies/session only adds to his mystique and honed skills. A 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' typically has the following legal name - "Herb" Or, as their dedicated followers like to appropriately call them "Hugh".
Jason: "Yes ba, how are ya?"

Michael: "Good ba, one me way to Herbs for a drink"

Jason: "How's herb ba?"
Michael: "He just got back from Cuba and get this: he had a threesome with two young ones from Pictou, Nova Scotia. They both recently went through divorces and hit it off with Herb when they discovered he was a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater'".
Jason: "Man! I had no clue herb was a Caribbean Pussy Eater. He needs to teach us his methods"

Michael:"Fucking right he does!"
by JayBrew March 15, 2024
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East Coast Lobster

Similar to the Shocker, but of the East Coast Variety. You basically stick two fingers in a bitch's pussy hole, and the other two up her asshole. Both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. Once you fingers have been inserted in both of your bitches fuck holes, you open and shut the claw.
Travis gets all the bitches...how does he do it? I hear that before he fuck's the shit out of a bitch, he get's them all riled up with the East Coast Lobster....plugs both holes and shits the claw.
by JayBrew October 07, 2011
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