dead kitty snowboarding

Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.

Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............

by lucyslking April 4, 2010

thirsty kitty

A sexual role play involving one subject posing to be a kitty in dire need for liquids. Their thirst is insatiable and the kitty must find an outlet for its needs. The act of kitty-like drinking is then demonstrated on the clitoris and surrounding area of a female sex partner. This has the effect of quenching the kitty's thirst and is quite pleasurable for the recipient of the demonstration. Purring and self-grooming in a kitty like fashion suggested to increase the value and difficulty of this interactive feline portrayal.

When he was done with playing with the ball of twine, he was quite parched and suggested playing "thirsty kitty" with the girl he saw outside. She was intrigued, and they shared a unique experience.

by snowjohnny December 12, 2010

Kitty Cats

a drinking game in wich the contestants act like kitty cats. he who laughs, takes a drink.

Aar: i got a case of National Light
Kas: its called Natural Light
Aar: Wanna play Kitty Cats?
Kas: Meow
Aar: Meow

by ndbaar01 April 23, 2011

Hello Kitty

An unusual sex position involving a (usually) Japanese or Asian man clinging to the back of a female as if he will fall off. While difficult, it is meant to mimic the frequent use of hello kitty backpacks in Japan, but now it is synonymous with this unusual position. It is said to be dangerous to perform on hard surfaces as the male component may fall off when woman breaks back.

We did a hello kitty last night, and wow, it was amazing!!!

by jamiejamiejames April 7, 2011

kitty kat

Used to show cuteness in something. The Kat is missed spelled to show illeterate cuteness.

I often use this cause it makes it look better.

by Jebrone May 13, 2005

Kiddy Coke

slang term for the ADD medication pill Adherol

damn my friend got perscribed kiddy coke i wish i had ADD

by JEGII January 10, 2008

feeding the kitty

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feed the beaver are also used.

Feeding the kitty is gonna take much more lube than I thought.

by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008