Kitchen

Something that you enter in your household in order to eat, otherwise known as consuming an edible substance.

Go into the kitchen and EAT YOUR MICROWAVABLE POPCOOOOORNNNN!!!!!!

by Blobbleguy January 8, 2021

Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.

Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?

by Batu Cave October 27, 2022

Xbox in kitchen

When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"

" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Kitchen Chiller

A person who likes to likes to hang out in the kitchen, without purpose or meaning.

Frank, Lil’ ChikChak, and Princess Fussilia chronic kitchen chillers who loved to hang all day long at the breakfast table … playing dominoes, watching Beavis & Butthead vidoes, and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.

by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022

Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant

That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.

by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

Kitchen raccoon

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets

My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry

by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025

fire in the kitchen

Red head girl with red pubic hair.

I went down on that hot Irish girl she had Fire in the Kitchen

by Nick Newark June 13, 2018