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Judgement Day

A game when someone shouts judgment day 2x while balling up and punching the inside of their opposite hand. A player does this after they have went and before the next player. Then the 2nd player picks a player of their choice to judge. (Commonly played in the south.)
Let’s play JUDGEMENT DAY. Last Night we were playing JUDGEMENT DAY.
by ThatBoiiFromTheSouth February 24, 2025
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Judgement

You're about to receive the punishment for the crimes your kind has committed against humanity.
by stereotypical egirl UwU April 3, 2025
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Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.
Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting
by PJ BW April 3, 2025
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Judges

Where do judges get their money? Congress. Where does congress get IT'S money? The US treasury. Where does the US treasury get IT'S money?
Hym "MY TAX DOLLARS! HURRAY! I get to spend a third of my money I make to pay a guy to tell me that IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST, I don't own my own mind and, therefore, have to run a legal obstacle course to prove to the guy that I'm paying that is thing happening out in the open in the middle of the town square is happening. That's a RIGHT that I have. It's a RIGHT for me to pay judges to do that to me."
by Hym Iam September 2, 2025
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when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.
my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.
by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025
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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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Final Judgement

A combo move originating from xbox game LOTR Return of the King. It is commonly used as a verb or noun that refers to knocking down, then raping an unliked man or woman up the ass.
"Damn nigger, I was so pissed at those bitches when they beat us in jeopardy I just wanted to do Final Judgement to all of them right in front of our teacher."
by Tom + Nick January 26, 2007
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