poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010

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Muffler Huffler

When you see a really nice care and feel the need to caress it, but when you get close you realize someone is in the car. Then you stock off and your huffin puffin mad!!!

Man I was been a Muffler Huffler when I saw that '69 Carmero.

by SaliviaMcGee November 5, 2010

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Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

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Rope Huffing

The act of placing a hank of natural fiber hemp bondage rope over ones mouth and breathing through it. The earthy natural smell of the rope (sometimes described as smelling similar to a horse or a barn) invokes a visceral response ranging from hallucinations of bondage, deep meditative relaxation, erection, or vaginal wetness. To enhance the sensation, tweakers use larger quantities of rope and place devices such as tubing inside it to concentrate the smell, delivering a more intense high.

She almost lost her mind. He spent almost five minutes doing rope huffing with her before the scene at the play party and you could see her body mellow out. He said when he reached down on her she was dripping wet. I think I heard her whisper out "hurt me".

by Enzo24 October 13, 2015

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