Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.

my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.

by coley the beast from the east April 6, 2007

Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010

g.howard10

A hot bitch

damn @g.howard10 is so hot

by heyo tomato June 8, 2021

hoardroom

A room in a home that has become unusable because a hoarder has stuffed it with crap. Was likely a bedroom, a living room or a dining room before the hoarder decided to use it for "storage."

"What happened to the turkey platter Grandma used last Thanksgiving?"

"Fuck, it's probably in the hoardroom under a pile of junk."

by Hoarder's Daughter September 21, 2011

hoardgasm

An eruption or pleasant physical spasm achieved by either adding to an already egregious amount of clutter or by discovering a long-lost item in hoarded materials.

He had an enormous hoardgasm when he found the torn remains of an old Charlie's Angels board game piece in his heap.

by Hoardtastique December 5, 2012

hoardaculturalist

Any person that is cultured in the art of Hoarding, usually those who have an addiction to speed.

The city had to respond to the bylaw warning to cleanup a property owned by a hoardaculturalist who lives down the street!!! They even kept their garbage!!

by lostinlovenots March 5, 2020

Heward-Mills

If you are a Heward-Mills then you are part of an average family but you all are quite close and you can all rely on eachother all the time no matter what.

The Heward-Mills are going on a boat trip

by hehehe1234.5.7 May 11, 2020