hoardroom 

A room in a home that has become unusable because a hoarder has stuffed it with crap. Was likely a bedroom, a living room or a dining room before the hoarder decided to use it for "storage."

"What happened to the turkey platter Grandma used last Thanksgiving?"

"Fuck, it's probably in the hoardroom under a pile of junk."

hoardroom by Hoarder's Daughter September 21, 2011

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

boardroom banana by The Spike February 21, 2007

Headroom 

A Tech-term usually used in the music-business to describe the MAX level a sound system can go to before distortion occurs:

More commonly known as "CLIPPING" ......i.e.
A squaring-off("clipped")waveform that occurs when the power output of an amplifier cannot meet the power requirement of the speaker system it is driving: Clipping can be very harmful to high-frequency speakers (tweeters).

"That sounds Crap, you've run out of Headroom, Turn it down or get a bigger Amp"
"Now the Dick-Heads blown his tweeters "

Headroom by Rod Attenborough November 7, 2008

Hardoom 

A stagnant pool of waste most commonly found in Modern Warfare 2. It will complain and ridicule you based on your performance, even if you do better than it.

Joe :Hey wanna play some MW2 today Tom?
Tom: Yeah as long as we don't run into a Hardoom.
Joe: Oh true, maybe we should go get food instead.
Tom: Yeah sounds great, Hardooms don't go outside

Hardoom by itsELP December 11, 2018

boardroom boner 

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

boardroom boner by P90SEX June 10, 2016

Max Headroom 

Trollface of the 80's.

*During 1987*
Noob 1: yo did you hear about that max headroom pirating incident the other day?
Noob 2: yea that guy is a true troll

Max Headroom by GucciLuke January 2, 2012

Max Headroom 

Appeared first in 1985, last seen in 1988.

A pseudo computer generated parody of the embodiment of 1980s late night talk show hosts, and metaphor of a talking head.

Plastic-like appearance and usually stands in front of a backdrop of moving horizontal lines.

Was essentially the original troll, had a stuttering speech pattern and shilled for ‘New Coke’.

Person 1: I saw that one plastic looking guy on TV again.

Person 2: Oh that talking head? I love M-m-m-m-Max Headroom!

Max Headroom by Mmmax October 9, 2020