Hitchcocked

(verb) to after-mess left on a male's genitals after having sex with a woman on her period

"Woke up this morning, and found out that girl from the bar Hitchcocked me. I had no idea!"

by Alfred H. June 14, 2013

Hatchback

The re-working or edit of a original Song that sounds too close to the original to be a remix, rework, or bootleg all changes to production are minimal.

rework Original song with slower tempo. I swear that DJ just threw a Hatchback of Ellie Goulding online.

by sorgni osela March 8, 2015

hatch patch

Pubic hair

"I need to get my hatch patch trimmed."

by Roberto Mung December 8, 2014

Hatchback envy

A deadly sin.

Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Hitchhiker

Immediately following the act of anal sex. One discovers fecal matter on the tip of one's penis.

Dude!! While fucking Stacy in her poop shoot I picked up a hitchhiker!!

by Skippyandpete November 4, 2020

Hitch Dreyse

Hitch is the one girl from AOT and is Annie Leonhart's girlfriend

"omg Hitch Dreyse is so hot"
"ik right"

by mikasaackermansgfcannon June 20, 2021

Bay-hatch

Noun, A disrespectful address of a Michael Bay fan. From the English, BITCH.

Syn. cunt, English.

“How can you think Michael Bay is a good director? Your such a god damn Bay-hatch.”

by Dr_super_pimp August 29, 2008