handysack

When you make a guy cum by only juggling their balls.

Austin gave me the best handysack last night.

by CabinBreadloaf May 17, 2016

Håndbajer

A Håndbajer is a beer you enjoy as it is. No fancy food goes with it - just a pure beer.

1: Hey, you wanna grab a Håndbajer to night?
2: Yeah, sure i'll bring a couple!

by Spanggaard May 16, 2016

HANDBUN

When a girl puts a hotdog bun around your dick and proceeds to jack you off (mustard or ketchup helps)

That dark girl gave me a handbun last night.

by BISHOP1997 September 21, 2016

Handbagalanche

When opening a wardrobe, cupboard, or storage area of the wife, or partners domain. And, the unsuspecting opener is surprised, or buried, by an avalanche of handbags in storage, as they make a bid for freedom.

She asked me to look for a pair of shoes in the wardrobe, and when i opened the door, there was a "handbagalanche".. The next day I woke up in hospital with severe concussion.

by loopyonions February 27, 2017

handbushed

To be physically stopped in the street by someone handing out unwanted flyers, usually for religious or commercial purposes.

Hey Lenny, how was your day?
Don't get me started. I got handbushed by a bunch of JWs at the bus stop. Fuck me dead.

Richard was fortunate in finding employment handbushing unsuspecting passers-by for the local all-you-can-eat restaurant.

by KnofiPep November 25, 2016

Handbag

When you like a girl but she doesn't know it and your in the friendzone. She confides in you. You hang out. Party. You're an accessory.

I liked the girl and we hung out a lot but I was always her handbag when we'd go out and she'd talk about other guys. She didn't know I was into her though, I kept it platonic.

by Lilbeau July 29, 2017

Handy Kangaroo

A guy who gives Kangaroos hand jobs on the daily

DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?

by HandyKangaroo October 22, 2017