An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.
The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.
by Max January 7, 2004

by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018

The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.
by Anight March 15, 2020

“Rosie, I am puttin’ in the hat and I don’t want to play this game anymore.”
“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”
“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”
“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”
“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”
by Jstickell January 1, 2019

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
by bkap314 January 14, 2021

by BadMedicine December 9, 2008

by Zeener26 May 30, 2022
