Goosed-it

To have fucked something up. To ruin even the simplest of things because of stupidity.

"I totalled my car again. I was driving down a straight road and I goosed-it!"

by BlutoPKS March 4, 2006

Goosen-flagen

The act of taking a goose and inserting it into an orifice on your body while at the same time lubing another person with 10w-30 motor oil preferably Castrol.

Wow that goosen-flagen was slick!!!

by Dick Nibbler June 10, 2008

Goose Dick

The dick of a goose.

Hey, check out that goose dick, it's huge.

by Tyler the balls Bevars November 17, 2007

goose

1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.

I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.

I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.

Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Goose

Your wingman at the bar. He'll take the bullet for you; fat or fugly, he'll tame the beast. Originated from the movie Top Gun, Goose was always Maverick's wingman.

"Hey Mav, you ready to do this?"
"Goose, your a sick fuck."

by steviep. March 3, 2010

goose

A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.

1. You big silly goose.
2. Jeez, you're such a goose!

by TheRotArm July 7, 2004

gooser

one who "gooses" (see goose-a pinch between the buttocks).

a person that gooses, or pinches another person between the buttocks is known as a gooser.

by Greg Martin May 23, 2006