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Top geek 

You know when you have one of those friends or know someone and you just walk in his room and its like a fuck*ng sci-fi cinema with all the top gadgets

Top geeks are very protective over their equipment and will not allow others to use, borrow or handle it.

They are often anti-social and can spend days on end in their room looking at websites such as dabs.com

Top geeks can often drain electricity with all their carbon technological equipment. Equipment will always include silly "gadgets" such as a wireless mouse, a wireless keyboard, a media PC, sat-nav etc etc.. Always bragging about the "new" this and that and is often buys just because of the brand e.g. Apple wow there so technologically advanced

To summarise. I think we could say a top geek is just a geek but is really on top of the game.

Top geek essentials:

Media PC
Laptop
Wireless keyboard
Microsoft fanatic
Apple fanatic
Oracle
Web based management system
Broadband
Wireless everything
Torrent sites
Strobe lighting
Top geek by Top JiZzA December 19, 2008

Im too Geeked up

Higher than a mutherfucker, Noone can keep up with you
"Hey John you okay?"
"Nah Im too geeked up, everyone is moving so slow"

geek-wad 

the ultimate loser. king of dorks. wad of geeks.
What are you, geek-wads?? let's go to computer class and then play some chess!
geek-wad by JJFox November 30, 2003

geeksniff 

someone that isnt cool, a dork
dude, jordan is a geeksniff
geeksniff by Anonymous August 13, 2003

geekshit 

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.
Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!
geekshit by ud40 February 24, 2005

geekerish 

Language geeks (see geek) use among themselves and few chosen ones that can understand. Terms that explains technical stuff and stuff like that. A distinction between the cool geeks and the un-cool geeks.
1.Geeksagainstbush dot com is so cool, if you can understand all the "geekerish" they use. Geeks are hot.
geekerish by christilee January 29, 2005