Gary

A very fat guy. Known as "The Blueberry."

Dude, Gary's so lazy. And he looks like a blueberry in that jacket he always wears. Gary is such a bum.

by Garyisfat August 16, 2010

Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.

I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again

by dirty darrell October 16, 2008

Garry

Garry Newman (@garrynewman on Twitter), is an original & key developer for a number of games for Facepunch studios. One of his more commonly known games "Rust" is his primary release for his artistic version of trolling in which he allows players to build up bases, hopes & dreams before crushing them all on a routine server wipe schedule. Whether animals, exploits, or hackers prepare your anus as you will inevitably be cucked.

1. Fucking Garry.
2. What the fuck Garry?!?
3. Good idea Garry! (Used as sarcasm in this sentence)
4. I was Garry'd. (Used as an adjective describing an event.)

by firstHIT April 18, 2018

Gartic Phone

An excuse to be racist with your friends

"Hey bro, wanna play Gartic Phone?"

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Gary

A person, usually a girl, who can be described as a "guaranteed shag", or "Gary" for short.

Who's that girl I saw you with last night?" "Oh, she was just my gary.

by Jimjimmy June 22, 2010

Gary

To avoid lying by saying something true, yet unrelated to the question asked.

Girlfriend: Where the hell have you been all night?
Boyfriend: Gary asked me to stop by his place for a beer.
Girlfriend: Oh, well come to bed, I've missed you.

Boyfriend was not at Gary's house, having a beer. He was elsewhere, doing things he doesn't what girlfriend to know about. However, Gary did, in fact, ask Boyfriend to stop by his house for a beer. Boyfriend declined the invitation. Boyfriend did not lie.

Daughter: Where's daddy?
Mother: Do you remember his friend, Bob? He's the guy who digs for gems in the mountains.
Daughter: Oh yeah! I remember him. What's for supper?

Daddy was not at Bob's. Daddy was in jail. Mother Gary'd Daughter. Mother did not lie.

by PepRox January 23, 2011

Gary

Sweet and caring guy who is too honest for his own good. Nice guy. Conservative but can also be liberal at the same time. Respects parents. Love of family and friends. Generous person to those who suffer. Religious. Gary is very smart. Outgoing. Very brave. Gary's come from good families and usually have proper up-bringing. Gary's always have money. Hard workers, wealthy. Gary's fight with pride and will pull down any obstacle or enemy. Don't make Gary mad, stay on his good side. Acts stupid on purpose so others think they have the upper hand but at last minute Gary flips the card table when you turn around and all the cards are on his side. Don't play cards with Gary. lucky in every way. Strong body by nature. Others jealous if they knew how great he really has it. Gary is the black horse at the races that you weren't paying attention to but ultimately wins. Gary's are hung like horses also. Big brave balls. Control freak sometimes. Bossy. Spicy sex life. knows how to please. Women love Gary and see only his good personality traits. Men like Gary because he helps them get laid and covers for his buddies. In an emergency, Gary is the hero of the day. Will never give up on the person he truly loves. Gary truly means it when he says that he loves you. Tends to be a very Kinky person. Loves you for you. Will go to great extents to make sure everything is ok in your life. Will put all his problems aside to make sure all yours go away.

I wish I never gave up my chances with Gary.

by Garson082 November 19, 2018