Asian stir fry 

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed

Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?

Asian stir fry by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021

Texas French Fry 

A fat, messy line of cocaine.

“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

Texas French Fry by LogiBogy May 20, 2022

Chester hot fry 

When you eat nothing but potatoes for a few days then shit on someone.

I was asked to give someone a Chester hot fry but declined

Chester hot fry by Poopgod July 4, 2022

Joshua James fry

A person who has an irregular penis shape and size usually practices the teachings of Judaism.

Wow, look at his penis it's so weird and small!

no, that's just Joshua James fry

Joshua James fry by Wagwan boss man November 17, 2022

Bedroom Fish-Fry 

When your girl gets that bad Charlie horse in her thigh and you use olive oil to massage it out for her, but then when you go to lick her meat wallet it smells like it's been sautéed.

Damn, Cara had a Charlie horse I'm her thigh. I massaged it with oil, but when I went down on her later I totally got that bedroom fish-fry.

Bedroom Fish-Fry by RubberDucky087 February 24, 2023

Uncooked waffle fry 

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.

Elias you are an uncooked waffle fry.

Uncooked waffle fry by Jackal:) March 31, 2023

Montana stir fry 

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry

Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower

Montana stir fry by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023