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free bird

1. A kickass song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that features some great slide guitar and a five minute guitar solo.

2. The tradition of shouting this song as a request when attending a concert, regardless of whether the performer is a musician or not. This tradition is mostly carried on by idiots who don't even know what they're yelling or why.

(Note: do not utter this phrase in the presence of Bill Hicks.)
Free bird. And in the beginning there was the word "Free bird" and "Free bird" would be yelled throughout the centuries. "Free bird", the mantra of the moron! "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird". If we keep yelling this, one day we'll be funny. Keep doing it. "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird". We will sit at the feet of Kevin Matthews. "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird".

-Bill Hicks.
by Laffin Boy April 20, 2007
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AOL free CD

(n.) 1. A nifty frisbee that's available at any electronics store. You can decorate it yourself with any sort of Sharpy. They're free too, so you can grab as many as you like, despite any glares from store employees.
2. An object you should never put in your computer, for the sake of humanity.
I got my AOL free CD at Circuit City. I drew flowers on it and we played with it for hours until the dog ate it. I glad I grabbed three of them.
by Kaylo September 8, 2008
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free range geek

Someone with great technical facility who isn't tied to a corporate or military organization. Roaming system administrators trying to make the world a better place for normal folk.
Luddite: You'll have to find a free range geek to fix that TiVo/PC/Mac/digital thingy.
by pfloyd October 2, 2004
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Free Rub

when your in someone else shower or public shower, such as dorm showers, and you use someone else's shampoo that was left there as lube to jerk off.
Dude, i found some great free rub in the shower to get off with
by Lee Austin October 13, 2010
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Free Public Wifi

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.
I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.
by pleaseletmeusethisname August 17, 2011
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Freeburging

1) To fap inside a junior high school
2) To jack off at school in front of your classmates
3) A sensitive feeling you get at school that makes you jack off
4) it could also be known as getting horny or master bating
1) Yo Alex was freeburging today in class
2) Alex likes to freeburg in class
by andyhacks February 17, 2015
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sugar free red bull

Sweet bubble gum taste that fills your body with what you think is energy. red bull does not give you wings, but in fact gives you diarrhea.
Did you see that girl drinking sugar free red bull?...she's going to blow it up later.
by REDMannah October 21, 2011
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