time to float

etymology: Originally coined by IT, the murderous clown in the Stephen King novel released 1986.
Descriptive Action Phrase used to described a stimulative activity that brings an adrenaline rush, taking humans to a higher state of consciousness.

Example: Smoking weed, fucking, streaking, getting high, sky-diving etc.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you bring some bud?
Guy 2: Yep... Time to float bro.

Example 2:
GF: *walks in naked*

BF: holy sh-
GF: Time to float, daddy..
BF: Hell fuckin yea..

Example 3:

Paratroopers: *Strap on parachutes*
Drill Sergeant: TIME TO FLOAT, BITCHES!!
Paratroopers: SIR, YES SIR!! *Everyone jumps*

by Kingking_Lou September 25, 2017

flitter

your vagina

my flitter flits in the wind.

by alskjd March 9, 2009

Flitter

A mix between flirting and Twitter. Using Twitter to flirt with another person.

If you think a girl is hot you should flitter her and let her know.

by Harrold Seaward February 18, 2010

flattie

Slang name for someone who believes that Earth is flat, i.e., not spheroid.

Dude, did you just call me a flattie? You just flat-shamed me!
Yeah, I'm a flattie and proud of it, you globetard.

by Spellking August 24, 2017

long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.

I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Cock Flattener

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

by ill NastyNamo February 5, 2009

Do it float?!

Nope

Jimmy Do It Float?! Nope

by DoItFloat? March 26, 2010