Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.

Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.

by Iri$$ January 11, 2009

Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.

Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

by jezzicarae April 2, 2010

falseage

Something that is a lie. AW

"Dude. Toyota makes Accords now. They're called Toyota Accords."
Hella falsage. AW!!!!!

by FALSE March 12, 2003

False Alignment

To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.

"I pulled a false alignment so I could check out the hottie in the convertible."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

false growth

The increase in earnings per share that comes against a firm acquires another firm with a P/E ratio lower than its original price-earnings ratio.
And this phenomenon is solely because of the merge. The stock price does not matter.

When a corporation merges a comparatively small company with a lower P/E ratio,there wil be a false growth in the corporation's earnings per share.

by BarryPotter September 23, 2008

false-er

someone who frequently tells lies

taixa is a false-er, she is so dishonest.

I am not a false-er, my nickname is honest abe

by isandkay October 15, 2007

Failevator

1. An elevator that fails, either by incorrect markings and symbols, or by being to damn slow.

We took a long ass ride in the failevator.

by thisbemypseudonym March 14, 2009