fonze

Patented sex move (G.Robinson 2003).

A male/female takes two thumbs and inserts them simultaneously in the front and back bum of a female whilst saying "Hey!"

Fonze giver: "Hey!"

Fonze taker: "Aarrgghh!"

by Thevoiceof March 16, 2008

Michael J. Font

A style of writing looking like the script of one with Parkinson's disease. See also, Chicken Scratch and Michael J Fox.

My teacher tried to grade my paper, but couldn't read it because I wrote in Michael J. Font.

by BigWillJackDick April 19, 2011

Ballsacular Fondulation

when one fondles his or her jingle bells

I was just practicing my ballsacular fondulation on your mother asshole.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

font-head

A person who is a self-declared expert on typography and design theory.

Helvetica and Futura are my favorite fonts. I am such a font-head.

by Nathan Taylor December 9, 2008

FONTicide

committing heinous attack on someones font / conversation online.

Reem was verbally attacking katie online, katie was extremely preturbed and committing fonticide n his attacks and never saw a typing from him again

by kpp July 2, 2008

Fontatious Tolerance

When your friends successfully tolerate your big, extravagant, or even unreadable font on a messaging service like AIM.

"Oh my god. I was talking to Vanessa the other night and all she did was complain about my font. That girl has no Fontatious Tolerance."

by RudyBeast December 16, 2008

fonnor

A person that no one likes, who does the wrong thing, always. ALWAYS.

"Jeez, you're a fonnor, you bad, bad man."

by Denisssssssss May 9, 2009