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a lesbian who takes on the characteristics of a male and would be ugly even if she was trying to be a female.
"Holy shit, check out that fonze!"
Fonze by Nicole/Angelica October 14, 2004
A filthy slag who when they cant get a man due to the sheer size and foulness decides rug munchin will do quite nicely
"Ira fonzed me last night because she ran out of men...dirty bitch spat in my mouth!"
Fonze by Deirdre-Doo February 15, 2008
Fonze by Fonzertcw October 17, 2020
Its when a girl is on her knees sucking a guy off who is standing up and right when he's about to explode, he pulls out, shoots it in his hands and rubs it together. Then he slicks both sides of the girls hair back and says, "HEY"!
Did you see that girls hair, she must have gotten the fonze last night.
The Fonze by Kris Wick February 22, 2007
When you are doing a chick from behind, you shove your thumb in her ass and yell, "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
While doing my chick i asked her if she likes Happy Days, when she questions it, you give her the Fonze
The Fonze by ElMartiniMan December 13, 2009
The act of shoving both your thumbs into a females anus and saying, "AAAAAA!"
Bill: Remeber that dishrag whore form the bar last night?
Tom: Yeah.
Bill: I gave her the Fonze.
the Fonze by mrducks December 19, 2003
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