December 20th

National kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend day
It's a romantic time of the year.

Mark: im going to do it.
Mark's girlfriend: do what?
*kisses
Mark's girlfriend: oh, I forgot it was December 20th

by Crazy cat :) December 20, 2019

December 29

National NataLia Wagstaff day or punch ur siblings day!

I love talia and punching bri on December 29th

by urmom2020 October 27, 2020

December 2nd

December 2nd is national Juice WRLD day. It has been decided to celebrate this day on his birthday. Rip the fallen legend gone too soon.

“Don’t call me it’s December 2nd”

“It’s national Juice WRLD day today”

by Gsav October 28, 2020

December 25

The day where u shout fking Christmas

You: Hey it’s December 25th
Friend: Fking Christmas

by Hshnv November 5, 2020

December 2nd

National send titty pics day

“hey its december 2nd”

“whats that mean”

“send titty pics please”
“jk unless...”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

December 25

December 15th is National Kiss Your Bestfriend Day. No matter where you are or what you're doing you must Kiss your best friend on the cheek.

Carla: *kiss alberto*
alberto: Why kiss me?
carla: it december 25
alberto: oh

by asnadnsfsiufasfafasdfsdfaseesg December 11, 2020

December 21st (FNU)

December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.

1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st (FNU) and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95

by ACF Patiza December 19, 2020