dairy queen

an annoying new mother that makes major production when she has to go pump her boobs.

May I have your attention? I'm on my way to the ladies room to pump, said the Dairy Queen.

by dairyking March 4, 2008

Dairylea

The surface of ones bumhole which is entirely covered with a thick layer of white semi-solid substance. The exterior is harmful to mankind and is only rimmable by a supreme wigger

Jee willackers I can't believe that wigger "Brosnan" could survive that torture of the dreaded Dairylea. His tongue must be one spicy cheese dunkah!

by Max Philpott, Metin, Tom Cow June 23, 2008

daimyo

A person of high social status in Japan. One who had access and control over both samurai and shinobi, sometimes in vast numbers. If a daimyo gave an order to one of his samurai or shinobi warriors, then that warrior must complete that order or commit sepokku (ritualistic suicide performed when one is dishonored)

Did you see that guy? he obeyed every word his girlfriend said! He was even bowing to her! Is she his daimyo or something??"

by mypseudonymformyrealname April 11, 2010

daisy

Someone who is very affectionate and is not allowed to be enjoyed by anyone other than Sean Sweeney

Whenever I want a Daisy, I remember I can't have one.

by Dude what's good January 20, 2014

dairy queen

a) an ice cream parlor in North America

b) a coolidiculous, non-misogynistic term for a lesbian female

most females who define themselves as a dairy queen in public are probably sarcastic about and are more like bisexual or bi-curious in private.

by Sexydimma October 1, 2014

Pooh Daisy

Some half witted, midget-spooning dumbfuck who's not worthy of being ordained a full-fledged asshole.

That can't-win-when-it-counts, sniveling, slobbering choke artist Peyton Manning is a closet queen POOH DAISY and won't ever sniff a Superbowl.

by Jmac...bitches January 11, 2007

upsy daisy bage

something to say to the trash bag as you pick it up.

i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?

upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009