Midland Casting Company

a fake casting company set up in the midlands by some student bums. - Andy,Liam,Neil,Craig

"that midland casting company is shit"

"I still aint got no fucking job thats to those midland cunts'

by Craig McA December 15, 2008

Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.

If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.

by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010

sandwich crossing

helping, e.g. children and old people, cross the road with the help of sandwich boards.

Meseems sandwich crossing is safe.

by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010

zebra crossing

zebra crossing
when some one tosses of two people a black and white person.

zebra crossing when a girl/guy is doing stuff to a a black person and a white person

by flapnun November 18, 2010

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

candy crashing

the act of playing Candy Crush Saga before bed, until you are tired enough to sleep.

Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.

by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013

Pre-crastinate

The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.

Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.

by Jammed up October 26, 2013