Concord

A small city in the East Bay of Northern California.

Where the heck is Concord?

by earsjr May 6, 2004

A Ghetto Condom

When someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there "package" and they end up using seran wrap for protection.... and it doesnt help at all

Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!

by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 10, 2008

condom raw

After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating

Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"

by Ali T May 14, 2003

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 21, 2004

Female condom

Similar to a plastic bag, except for that is inserted in the vagina.

Oscar favors female condoms due to his abnormally small and ineffective penis.

by betheahmmer0 October 30, 2009

Condoleezza Rice

Condoleezza Rice is a classical piano player of noteworthy talent; unfortunately, less than talented as a Secretary of State

Condoleezza Rice is very talented at the piano but at a loss in statecraft.

by elihu rooter January 23, 2007

condom swimmer

A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.

Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006