Commerce Digest

A comprehensive and insightful source of information related to recent developments, trends, and news in the world of commerce.

I always start my day by reading Commerce Digest to stay up-to-date with the latest happenings in the world of business and commerce.

by Ashleypp April 13, 2023

Cocomelonification

Cocomelonification is the process of children's media being turned into an incomprehensible sludge of non-stop dopamine hits to completely grab a toddler's attention. Media that has been cocomelonified contains nonstop lullabies and visual stimuli, as well as having little to no clear focus.
Media such as this has been dumbed-down to keep a child's interest.

Laura: I hate Teen Titans Go. It's so fast-paced and has stupid potty humor. The original was better! The same can be said for new Spongebob.
Steve: Classic example of cocomelonification. If children will watch sludge, studios don't need to put time or resources into making genuinely educational children's content.
Laura: So corporations do things solely for profit and not for the well-being of a community?
Steve: Yes.
John: God shut the fuck up you woke liberals.

by evil_oney >:) June 20, 2023

dot commerce

This is a stupid buzzword made up by the media on the grounds they believe it sounds trendy.

dot commerce entrepreneuers found shares down this week according to the latest FT ...

by screwed up myself July 8, 2003

jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"

"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"

by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005

Sidewalk commentary

The act of dishing or commenting on observations made about people, places, and things seen in every day life..Not to be confused with gossip.

We were making sidewalk commentary about her boob job..

by Polodad March 14, 2010

Universal Commercial Time

The time at which no matter what channel you turn to, there will be a commercial running.

Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."

Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.

by Huckball August 16, 2010

Constant Commentor

Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook

I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!

by mitchalicious June 15, 2011