Definitions by Huckball

Universal Commercial Time 

The time at which no matter what channel you turn to, there will be a commercial running.

Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."

Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.

Universal Commercial Time by Huckball August 16, 2010

three for being alive 

The minimum amount of armies received at the beginning of ones turn in the board game RISK.

Steve - " So how many armies do you get Jim?"
Jim - "twelve for my book, two for Australia, and three for being alive."

three for being alive by huckball April 3, 2010