cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.

1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.

by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024

Cockerbackle

A young person who says something bad

Get away from here you cockerbackles!

by Arnrock April 25, 2024

Cockerfied

To be left unpaid for something by The Cockerell.

He still hasn't paid me for that job, I've been Cockerfied!

by Builder's Labourer June 6, 2025

Cockeroo

A cocker bird onomatopoeia.

A person acting cocky/corny on purpose.

Hey! Stop acting like a Cockeroo!

by anonymous August 23, 2025

Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.

Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.

by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

colton cockermouth

He a cool guy

wow your cool colton cockermouth

by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022