christmas tree

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

by Max Debord April 21, 2007

nightmare before christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is an amazing animation directed by Tim Burton and Composed by Danny Elfman. It is based around a town called 'Halloween Town', where Halloween King: Jack Skellington, decides to take on christmas for the year...but things go wrong as christmas turns more into a nightmare.

Jack Skellington, Pumpkin Jack, Lock, Shock and Barrel, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman

by Rach January 10, 2005

Cleveland Christmas

Gently sprinkling cocaine on the recipient of a Cleveland Steamer.

We had a peaceful Cleveland Christmas Eve. After crapping on her chest, rolling it in with my hips like a steamroller, and then titty-fucking, I sprinkled the last of our pile on her titties and face.

by tex2008 April 4, 2008

Christmas boner

The raging stiffy that one gets at Christmas time, because of all the presents and holiday cheer.

Many people do not take down their christmas trees until after the new year, because they have some leftover Christmas Boner.

by Rick James, Beothch November 30, 2009

twelve days of christmas

For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.

I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.

by reddevilspal December 21, 2008

Christmas Fever

A horrible disease in which the infected individual constantly listens to Christmas music and looks at decorating ideas for hours on end. This disease is irreversable and incurable. The disease's side effects show on average around July or August. Side effect times may vary depending on person. Brisk weather is something they always think about, and hide the peppermint candy, or else it may be too late.

P1: "Hey, have you seen ___?"
P2: "They're busy in their room listening to Bing Crosby's Christmas album and looking at decorating tips on Pinterest. I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
P1: "Oh god... It's gotten worse!? I need to go in there-"
P2: "No!! That Christmas Fever is highly infectious! Do you want to be like them?!"
P1: "I need to save them!" *runs to P3's room*
P3: "it's beginning to look a lot like christmaaaaas..."
P2: "No!! Wait!! *follows and stops in doorway*
P1: "Eeeeeverywhere you goooo..."

P2: "Not you too!!! NOOOO!!"

by Artzygirl5520 November 12, 2015

Christmas biscuit

A lingering fart - one with substance.

Man, that elevator smells like ass! I think Jim left a Christmas biscuit in there.

by Carrie H November 26, 2007