chopper dick

A guy with a super duper ultra humongasour sized cock.

My says I have chopper dick and she loves it.

by Kung cock September 23, 2016

Chipped

When you leave your dick in and she is screaming at you to pull out. Similar to leaving your credit card with the chip in the machine and it beeps for you to pull out/remove card.

I chipped Sally last night. haha

by TacoCatTacoCat October 26, 2017

cripper

when a sister in law goes to viva las vegas and develops a gambling problem, loses all their money, and falls off a 30 story building and survives. this is what has to happen to join the cripper party group

ya dude last weekend i joined the cripper party group thanks to my sister in law, its so lit!

by bummy holey January 29, 2018

wattle chopper

Someone who is too "straight", "clean" or "square". Two possible etymologies. In Australia: originally a developer who chops down wattle (Acacia) trees, taming the wilderness. Everywhere else: originally someone who uses Autotune. If you gently karate-chop your adam's apple when you sing, you can sound like you are using autotune.

Have you ever seen Joe bust a move? I haven't either. He must be a wattle chopper.

by Mauritius Moorhen June 12, 2011

Scandinavian Glass Chopper

When one person is performing cunnilingus while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. At the same time the recipient of cunnilingus is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. And lastly, the one performing cunnilingus places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.

"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."

by jebudiah springsteen July 5, 2008

Homo Chopper

A person who likes to chop in a homo sort of fashion

They put the words "HOMO CHOPPER" in hot pink as their desktop picture.

by Moon Shine January 27, 2004

Gateway Clipper

A gateway clipper is when a man puts his face between a girls legs, bites her pubic hair, and tears it out with his teeth.

- Send all regards to [e-mail]

"I'm telling you Lisa.. I didn't have to wax at all! Joey just gateway clippered me and I was perfectly fine!"

by ZAKKYM. (: June 12, 2009