D-Card

A dirty dirty mexican, who needs to clean his fucking room. He gets girls blacked out on a frequent basis with his tequila. Often seen shirtless exposing his back and chest, which is covered completely with greasy ballsack hair.

Dude you need to check yourself, your starting to be a D-Card!

by MrHunterman12 May 29, 2008

cardamine

A drug made up for a game called freelancer that severly fucks you up if you happened to smoke, snort, or inhale it. The more you have the more you need and the stronger the symptons are against you.

I just hauled a load of cardamine to some stoner down in San Fransisco.

by CoconutFfud September 25, 2005

Green Card Lottery Program

Part of the U.S.Immigration Act of 1990, it is designed to increase diversity in the U.S. immigrant population by providing visas to nationals of countries that have had low immigration rates to the United States. Applicants for the Green Card Lottery program participate in a lottery in which the winners are selected through a computer-generated random drawing. Approximately 50,000 non-Americans are picked each year.

The official name of the green card lottery program is the Diversity Visa Program (DV). The U.S. State Department provides over two hundred different types of visas for people to work and live in America legally. However, the DV program is the most unique one out there. Many of the visas the U.S Department issues contain strict set of qualifications. With the DV program, all you need is some basic education requirements and a bit of good luck.

Green Card Lottery Program, Green Card Lottery, DV, DV Lottery, U.S. Visa Lottery, Visa Lottery,

by immigration maven April 27, 2009

Showing card tricks to a dog

Trying to a explain something that's very complex to someone that doesn't understand the basic fundamentals the thing you are explaining is based on.

I tried to explain it to him, but he kept asking the same non sequitur questions over and over. I felt like I was showing card tricks to a dog.

by Al Benedict November 14, 2010

Pokémon Card

A card that is part of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. Usually has a picture of a Pokémon on it, or some form of item or person. Can be used in the actual card game, or just to collect.

Friend: “You wanna see my Pokémon cards?”
Me: “Sure why not, maybe we can trade.”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 17, 2019

Race Card Driver

Bubba Wallace

"Bubba Wallace, is NASCAR's GREATEST, "Race Card Driver"

by AllMenAreCreatedEqual June 27, 2020

Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.

I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament

by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022