Noun.
The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.
verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.
verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.
'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
by mike and ike in the morning April 28, 2014
Get the caprese salad mug.a paraphilia in which a particular wog experiences a sexual fixation on hoofed ruminant ungulate of the family Cervidae (Deer).
As we observe this wog hunter in his natural habitat, he intimately mates with any and all fallen deer crossing his path, demonstrating the height of capreoliality and necrophilia with pride and gusto.
by Hailttp July 13, 2024
Get the Capreoliality mug.a paraphilia in which a particular wog experiences a sexual fixation on hoofed ruminant ungulate of the family Cervidae (Deer).
As we observe this wog hunter in his natural habitat, he intimately mates with any and all fallen deer crossing his path, demonstrating the height of capreoliality and necrophilia with pride and gusto.
by Hailttp July 13, 2024
Get the Capreoliality mug.by Kornelius October 19, 2008
Get the Cape Walrus mug.1.) The pure awesomeness of wearing a cape.
2.) Awesome things done whilst wearing said cape.
3.) Things (if possible) that are as awesome if not more (..if possible) as wearing said cape. (NOT POSSIBLE!)
4.) Quoting Severus Snape whilst wearing said Cape. (Snape... cape... hehe)
2.) Awesome things done whilst wearing said cape.
3.) Things (if possible) that are as awesome if not more (..if possible) as wearing said cape. (NOT POSSIBLE!)
4.) Quoting Severus Snape whilst wearing said Cape. (Snape... cape... hehe)
*While running down the street at 1 am in a cape* "DUDE! THIS IS SO CAPETATSTIC!!!
"Dude.... Snape.... he's like... so Capetastic... Brah."
"Dude.... Snape.... he's like... so Capetastic... Brah."
by Capetastic_Dick March 15, 2010
Get the Capetastic mug.Any act, event or achievement that causes feelings of pride or boastfulness. I.E. Something which is a "feather in your cap."
After she broke up with me, I nailed her mom...capfeather!
I just got hired as NASA's first rock'n'roll astronaut. If that's not a capfeather, I don't know what is!
So I'm dating a professional contortionist...capfeather much?
I just got hired as NASA's first rock'n'roll astronaut. If that's not a capfeather, I don't know what is!
So I'm dating a professional contortionist...capfeather much?
by Actorbatic June 15, 2010
Get the capfeather mug.An attempted tackle often performed by terrible rugby players in which the player jumps on the opposing players back. He is then helplessly dragged behind like a cape. Also known as the backpack or koala tackle.
by Phantomofthelolpera March 23, 2011
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