Caning

What your old man would used to do to you whenever you were misbehaving.

Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*

Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 2, 2020

Cafone

there is no primary definition for the italian word "cafone". it is spelt G-A-V-O-N-E. it only sometimes sounds like "cafone" due to different dialects. However, the word "gavone" by definition is an embarassment to themselves

Stop acting like a gavone, you're going to make a bad name for yourself. (spelt and pronounced gavone, not cafone)

by jc522 March 2, 2008

cannabiphile

a person who is addicted to marijuana, and cannabis culture.

Dave: Dude, they've been tokin' it up every day for the past two weeks!

Chris: Yeah, they're total cannabiphiles!

Dave: That's why they have all gained like 20 pounds recently... Maybe joints are called fatties for more than one reason?!? All those munchies are adding on the pounds!

Chris: And they've been so moody lately... Alex even shanked somebody because they smoked her piece!

Dave: What gloopyloodies!

by Februaria December 14, 2008

candy caning

the act of driving around during the Christmas season and stealing plastic candy canes from peoples' yards

"Dude I'm so tired. I was out all last night candy caning with friends. My trunk is full."

by chottpocket December 23, 2011

calone

A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".

Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

cagon

1. A muttony pie.

2. A half-wolf, half-dragon creature, forged in the midst of a struggle with evil wizards. This definition is less highly-regarded; specious.

1. Where the hell is the cagon and construda? Laurence Maroney is hungry.

2. Some cagons can cast an anti-magic spell, if cagons existed, which they don't.

by WolfDragon November 7, 2007

Cannabis Cup

Midgey aka The Soccer Mom
Short-big nose-cant ride the ferris wheel alone

man hes a midgey

by Candee June 4, 2004