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Canada's History

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).
I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.
by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010
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canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"
by egokills February 17, 2010
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Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"
by AdrenoKr0m3 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
"Hey Joshin, you show me Canada's History later?"

"I don't know Pierre, I can't afford another flag.
by Irish439 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A grotesque method of killing small kittens.
The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History
by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010
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