Slang term for any kind of red wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is colored red(such as Bloody Mary). Because this is what red wine is called when it's served during Communion service during Roman Catholic Mass.
Damnit, I've drank several quantities of the blood of Christ last night at that awesome drinking party, and now I'm paying for that shit and doing my penance, praying at the porcelain altar!
Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.
Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 15, 2004
Get the the blood of Christ mug.A racist, hate-mongering "church" in Chicago formerly attended faithfully by President Obama. Members of this "church" must adhere to concepts such as a commitment to the black community, black family, and black work ethic. They are also to reject the idea of settling at "middleclassness." The pastor(s) of this "church," according to their doctrine, aspire to have a congregation who supports all active church members outside the church AND SOCIALISM (well, they call it economic parity...). They also harp on "African people in diaspora," or Africans who were forced into a large migration to a new land.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: I am a part of a black church who supports other black people.
Christian: I am a member of a white church who supports other white people.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: RACIST!
Christian: How is my church any different from yours?
Trinity United Church of Christ member: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND WE ARE ALL VICTIMS. *hops in car and shoots Christian in a drive-by*
Christian: I am a member of a white church who supports other white people.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: RACIST!
Christian: How is my church any different from yours?
Trinity United Church of Christ member: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND WE ARE ALL VICTIMS. *hops in car and shoots Christian in a drive-by*
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His hobbies contain attempting to be cool, trying to make friends online, and having absolutely no life at all.
If you catch him in LUEChat (which is hard not to, considering he's there 24 hours a day), he'll usually be bragging about his online popularity (or lack thereof) and his slow typing speed.
Avoid this nigger at all costs.
His hobbies contain attempting to be cool, trying to make friends online, and having absolutely no life at all.
If you catch him in LUEChat (which is hard not to, considering he's there 24 hours a day), he'll usually be bragging about his online popularity (or lack thereof) and his slow typing speed.
Avoid this nigger at all costs.
You're a lifeless piece of garbage with no friends and the brain capacity of a retarded parrot? You must be i saved christ!
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In some parts of the world, the mere mention of Jesus Christ, or being caught reading the Good News about His love and power, could land truth seekers behind bars, because His name is above all other names—all (human, demonic, or spiritual) forces, governments, and principalities on earth are under His sovereign rule.
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