face pirate

When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.

My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.

by mark snider February 13, 2004

kissing face

An unattractive and cliche picture in which the lips are puckered.

Usually posted on myspace by young girls who overly shop at Hollister and take millions of pictures of themselves where only one picture out of a million looks decent.

Once posted on myspace it is usually followed by a lame caption such as "SEXY STUFF" or "You know you want some! ;)" when the girl is fat, ugly, etc.

Sally is a self conceited camera whore. I mean come on. Look at her myspace half of her pictures, she's making a kissing face.

by doubleaxel1951 July 13, 2006

no good face

when you have a bad face, meaning it looks tricky, slyish, or angry. Commonly used by russian immigrants.

Bob:*tries to steal greg's wallet*
Greg:" You not do this is see you have no good face"

Steve:"hello sir"
Vlad:" you have no good face!!"

by wawowewa January 1, 2011

bass face

The facial acrobatics that one engages in when playing a particularly groovy bassline. Can involve facial scrunching, mouthing, silent screaming, all of the above at once and more.

Check out that bass face, the bassist looks like he's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise April 4, 2011

Lenny Face

The weird faces used for spam and stuff.

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by allthe420 March 15, 2018

Wikipedia face

noun. it's a "thing" -- that unsatisfied grimace one gives or receives when Wikipedia is presented as a reliable source for information. The emoticon equivalent is >:\

Eileen: I went to the library for help finding information on Vedic chanting and the librarian sent me to Wikipedia.
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\

by TeamJizzless April 25, 2013

Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”

by J.Mimz May 11, 2018