1) A bisexual bison is a member of either extant bison species which, despite some unproductive mating time, tends to contribute more to breeding programmes as it is a bovid nympho that just isn't fussy.
2) A bisexual bison can, more frequently, refer to a person who swings both ways in both appearance and sexuality, simply because they are so F%*!ing ugly that that is the only way they will ever satisfy their unhealthy sex drive. Frequently they rely on alcohol and other intoxicating substances to fool people into thinking that they're just a bit ugly, before they realise that the person is a total fucking jizz-pit
2) A bisexual bison can, more frequently, refer to a person who swings both ways in both appearance and sexuality, simply because they are so F%*!ing ugly that that is the only way they will ever satisfy their unhealthy sex drive. Frequently they rely on alcohol and other intoxicating substances to fool people into thinking that they're just a bit ugly, before they realise that the person is a total fucking jizz-pit
"Good morning Jenkins. By the way, the wife and I engaged in a Menage a Trois last night."
"Jolly good, Smith. Was it spiffing?"
"Unfortunately, the third was a bit of a Bisexual Bison."
"How absolutely rotten. Better luck next time, old chap!"
"Jolly good, Smith. Was it spiffing?"
"Unfortunately, the third was a bit of a Bisexual Bison."
"How absolutely rotten. Better luck next time, old chap!"
by urgomanic May 21, 2010
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The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
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A group of kids, usually between the ages of thirteen and twenty. They usually belong to the punk/goth/emo/scene community. They spend most of their time on Myspace, taking pictures of themselves in front of mirrors, making out with their partners, or near a toilet. They often dye their hair black, sometimes with streaks of color.
The captions on their myspace photos are usually song lyrics. They are typically female, but can also be male. The male types are usually homosexual.
In all honesty, a truly bisexual person is hard to come by. Most of them are probably bi-curious.
The captions on their myspace photos are usually song lyrics. They are typically female, but can also be male. The male types are usually homosexual.
In all honesty, a truly bisexual person is hard to come by. Most of them are probably bi-curious.
Girl One: OMG, I totally think I might be bisexual.
Girl Two: Are you sure? I mean, a lot of people are saying that nowadays. With the whole bisexual trend and all.
Girl One: Omg! Those people are, like, not real bi people. They're obviously poseurs. I'm really bi.
Girl Two: Oh. Okay then.
Girl Two: Are you sure? I mean, a lot of people are saying that nowadays. With the whole bisexual trend and all.
Girl One: Omg! Those people are, like, not real bi people. They're obviously poseurs. I'm really bi.
Girl Two: Oh. Okay then.
by Kirkpatrick Lover Kiddo February 21, 2009
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Tyler:
Did you hear?
Janie came out of the closet as a bisexual!
Susie:
She's not really bi, she's just pretending... She's Bisexual Chic.
Did you hear?
Janie came out of the closet as a bisexual!
Susie:
She's not really bi, she's just pretending... She's Bisexual Chic.
by Dylan75 March 17, 2009
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Get the bisexual homo mug.A bisexual conga line is when a man is fucking a man who is also fucking a woman. This can continue with as many people as possible. Some women involved would have to wear a strap on.
Man, last night was crazy. Rachel invited a bunch of people over to her dorm for a bisexual conga line.
by TonyHunk June 21, 2020
Get the Bisexual Conga Line mug.A bisexual virgin is a person who has not yet lost their virginity but can identify as a bisexual emotionally and physically but not yet sexually.
"I came out to my mom as a bisexual and she asked how if i'm still a virgin. Mom i'm a bisexual virgin."
by Mahny April 13, 2017
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